In general I'm not a huge fan of people saying things like "oh you're just getting back what you deserve" to me when my children are being brats. (and kids? seriously, you both can work a brat angle when you're so inclined.)
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But Logan, I really do hope your children are hell at the dinner table. Just like you are with us. It really doesn't matter what's being served - if it's not in the category of "chicken nugget, canned spaghetti, hot dogs, or hamburgers" then you won't have any part of it.
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This? Is getting old, my friend. Very, very old. Here is the reaction I get when I dare to put a vegetable on your plate:

It's beef stir fry, not arsenic.

On this particular day your father and I drew a line.....and lost. You couldn't get up from the table until you had eaten some vegetables off your plate.

You sat there until bed time.

As I'm typing this, I can hear you screaming over the carrots on your plate from tonight's dinner.....

You will not beat me. You hear? YOU WILL EAT A VEGETABLE!!!!!!!!!!
And no, french fries don't count.
Nice try.
Love,
Mama